Celebrity Voicemail Greetings

Funny Voicemail Greetings Whether it’s to have a funny Voicemail Greeting on your own voicemail, Celebrity Ringtones for your phone or Celebrity eMail Alerts for your computer, funny Voicemail Messages for Birthdays, Holidays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day… or just some Prank Phone Calls you wish to play on a friend- as a resource for fans, I offer personalized fifteen-second $5 Celebrity Voice Impersonations. These bits come in mp3 format, which can be sent straight to your e-mail, and easily uploaded to your mp3 player.

Funny Voicemail Greetings

$5 – Create your own personalized, fifteen-second Celebrity Voicemail Greeting as a funny voicemail message to incoming callers, or have funny voicemail greetings recorded to use as an outgoing message on your answering machine. If you’d like to place an order, use the Contact Page to send me your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.

Funny Voicemail Messages

Funny Voicemail Messages $5 – Unlike the generic Celebrity Birthday Messages one could find on cassette tape, packaged and tossed in the odds-and-ends bin at their local drug store, the fifteen-second Voicemail Messages you create are one hundred percent personalized Celebrity Voice Impersonations. I’ve even done a personalized Barack Obama Birthday Voicemail Message, for the Attorney General of Anguilla. Send these as funny voicemail messages to friends and family members for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion. When you’re ready to place an order, use the Contact Page to send me your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.

Prank Phone Calls

$5 – Not unlike the Funny Voicemail Messages above, I offer completely personalized, fifteen-second Prank Phone Calls, which you can leave on the voicemail of an unsuspecting recipient, designed exclusively to mislead them into believing that their favorite celebrity accidentally called them. If you want to hear some examples, here are a few Free Prank Calls. If you’d like to order a different or more personalized version, use the Contact Page to send me your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.

Celebrity Ringtones

Celebrity Ringtones $5 – There’s no reason to fool around with generic one liners that sound as if they were recorded on a toy cassette recorder held up to a television speaker. If you have a favorite celebrity, no doubt you have a favorite one-liner as well. On the other hand, maybe you would rather hear Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan reciting some Shakespeare instead of using pop music as your ringtone. It’s entirely up to you, on how to use your personalized fifteen-seconds. If you’re ready to place an order, just send the script on the Contact Page and make sure you’re signed up with PayPal.

Celebrity Mail Alerts

Celebrity Mail Alerts $5 – If you’re still using AOL as your eMail program, perhaps you’re tired of the same old “You’ve Got Mail” voice welcoming you every morning and evening. As an additional resource for fans, I also utilize my Celebrity Voice Impersonations to provide personalized, celebrity “You’ve Got Mail” alerts in mp3 format, which you can upload to your computer to replace the existing message. Maybe you’re a wrestling fan who wants a Randy Savage eMail alert, or perhaps a Simpsons fan wanting to hear Krusty The Clown. As long as I can do the impersonation, and the voice over is fifteen seconds or less, the rest is up to you. When you’re ready to liven up your eMail, or perhaps the eMail of a friend, use the Contact Page to send me your script, and have a PayPal account ready.

Note

All $5 mp3s are fifteen seconds or less, do not contain background music, and I can no longer combine events (I.E. “Happy Birthday and ”Congratulations” in the same message.) If you want to inquire about pricing for a premium mp3, send me an inquiry via my Contact page.

Demos

Here’s a quick Voicemail, Ringtone and Alert Demo so you can hear some examples (Portions of the Demo have been purposefully altered):

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More Voice Demos

If you’re still unsure, here are some more Demos. Feel free to choose a different Celebrity Voice Impersonation than the samples you heard in the previous Demo.

If you’re short on time and cannot listen to all of the voice demos, here is a quick radio commercial that aired for this website, showcasing 21 of the best celebrity voice impersonations in under 30 seconds:

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Other Rates and Contact Information

If you need any of my other professional Voice Over Services, my rates are typically around 10-50% less than what you will pay with other voice over professionals, especially when compared to voice over artists found via talent agencies- because you’re simply paying extra money to provide for a middle-man (I no longer affiliate with talent agencies.) In that same vein, if you are truly trying to nab a well-known celebrity for your project, more often than naught, the celebrity you want is either unreachable, unavailable, or has a cost that is off the charts. I can give you the celebrity voice you want, without all that hassle and cost.

If you are entertaining the notion of hiring me, please use the Contact page with inquiries. Additionally, as information is empowerment, if you can attach a script with your inquiries, even better. Please know in advance that I do not charge by the word, I charge by the time of the script, and unless it’s pertinent to the final project, I am usually not interested in seeing power point instructions, camera directions, or similar, as they simply convolute the information that does pertain to me. You will also need a Paypal account.

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Reading

Feel free to read my article on How To Do Celebrity Voice Impersonations.

Favorite Voice Impersonation Demos


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