Celebrity Voicemail Greetings
Whether it’s to have a funny Voicemail Greeting on your own voicemail, Celebrity Ringtones for your phone, Celebrity eMail Alerts for your computer, funny Voicemail Messages for Birthdays, Holidays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day… or just some Prank Phone Calls you wish to play on a friend- as a resource for fans, Johnny Video offers personalized fifteen-second $5 Celebrity Voice Impersonations. These bits come in mp3 format, which can be sent straight to your e-mail, and easily uploaded to your mp3 player.
Funny Voicemail Greetings
$5 – Create your own personalized, fifteen-second Celebrity Voicemail Greeting as a funny voicemail message to incoming callers, or have funny voicemail greetings recorded to use as an outgoing message on your answering machine. If you’d like to place an order, use the Contact Page to send your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.
Funny Voicemail Messages
$5 – Unlike the generic Celebrity Birthday Messages one could find on cassette tape, packaged and tossed into the odds-and-ends bin at their local drug store, the fifteen-second Voicemail Messages you create are one hundred percent personalized Celebrity Voice Impersonations. JV has even done a personalized Barack Obama Birthday Voicemail Message, for the Attorney General of Anguilla. Send these as funny voicemail messages to friends and family members for birthdays, weddings, holidays, or any occasion. When you’re ready to place an order, use the Contact Page to send your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.
Prank Phone Calls
$5 – Not unlike the Funny Voicemail Messages above, JV offers completely personalized, fifteen-second Prank Phone Calls, which you can leave on the voicemail of an unsuspecting recipient, designed exclusively to mislead them into believing that their favorite celebrity accidentally called them. If you want to hear some examples, here are a few Free Prank Calls. If you’d like to order a different or more personalized version, use the Contact Page to send your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.
$5 – There’s no reason to fool around with generic one liners that sound as if they were recorded on a toy cassette recorder held up to a television speaker. If you have a favorite celebrity, no doubt you have a favorite one-liner as well. On the other hand, maybe you would rather hear Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan reciting some Shakespeare instead of using pop music as your ringtone. It’s entirely up to you, on how to use your personalized fifteen-seconds. If you’re ready to place an order, just send the script on the Contact Page and make sure you’re signed up with PayPal.
Celebrity Mail Alerts
$5 – If for some outlandish reason, you’re still using AOL as your eMail program (or know someone who is), perhaps you’re tired of the same old “You’ve Got Mail” voice welcoming you every morning and evening. As an additional resource for fans, JV utilizes his Celebrity Voice Impersonations to provide personalized, celebrity “You’ve Got Mail” alerts in mp3 format, which you can upload to your computer to replace the existing message. Maybe you’re a wrestling fan who wants a Randy Savage eMail alert, or perhaps a Simpsons fan wanting to hear Krusty The Clown. As long as JV can do the impersonation, and the voice over is fifteen seconds or less, the rest is up to you. When you’re ready to liven up your eMail, or perhaps the eMail of a friend, use the Contact Page to send your script, and have a PayPal account ready.
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Quick Celebrity Voice Impersonation Demo Reel:
INQUIRIES: If you want to inquire about an audition or hire Johnny Video for your voiceover, Johnny will want to see your script with his parts highlighted, need to know if your gig is for private or professional use, which of his voices you are wanting (or how many different voices he needs to do in the script), how soon it needs delivered, and if all you need is just a dry read of the voiceover or if he needs to do the editing for you as well. Be prepared to answer any and all of those questions, and make sure your script is well written and punctuated, and remember, you are writing for ears, not eyes – spelling is nowhere near as important as phonetics with names of people and companies.
RATES: If you are truly trying to nab a well-known celebrity for your project, more often than naught, the celebrity you want is either unreachable or carries a high price. Johnny gives you the celebrity voice you want, without the hassle and cost. If you need Professional Voice Over Services, Johnny Video’s rates are typically between 10-80% less than what you will pay with other voice over professionals. All you will need is a Paypal account.
All $5 mp3s offered on this page are fifteen seconds or less and do not contain background music or special effects of any kind. The $5 cost is for a maximum of 15 seconds only, and each additional 15 seconds may be charged at a higher rate. Furthermore, the rates for the $5 mp3s listed on this page do not apply to any other service, and in no way, shape, or form are meant to imply that my rates for all voice over services are $5 per 15 seconds. All $5 jobs will be charged an additional $1 to cover PayPal fees. If you have questions, feel free to send me an inquiry via my Contact page.